This ad on my ESPN fantasy football team page looks much better turned 90 degrees counterclockwise.

If you tell someone you’re hanging out with models, make sure you tell them that they’re really well crafted muscle cars and supersonic aircraft built straight from the kit, glued to approximate scale military spec standards and not that snap-tite well your eyes don’t line up legoland mom present oh thanks for the retard gift bullshit. Real models we’re talking about here.

Maybe I sniffed too much glue but I’m sure anyone would be impressed at that.

We played Poker in the bathroom last Saturday with a couple of people. Deuces were wild and I had a Royal Flush.

Solid pot. Everyone was all in.