Outside Line.
Friday, January 29th, 2010If you’re feeling mighty ballsy when someone asks to use the phone; tell them to get an outside line you need to dial 9, then 11, then the number.
Archive for January, 2010
Motorized Rubs.
Monday, January 25th, 2010I’d have to say that motorized backrubs are the biggest form of Bull Shiatsu out there.
Cat Sajak.
Friday, January 22nd, 2010I bet Cat Sajak would be great at hosting the Hamster Wheel of Fortune.
Eat Your Seeds.
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010If you prefer defecation to feel like you just passed a cactus, then yes, eat the whole sunflower seed.
Oral Fixation.
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010I went to the dentist the other day. One look at my teeth and he told me I had an oral fixation.
I said fuck you dentist, you’re the one who works on teeth all day.
