Archive for September, 2009

Coming to Conclusions.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

I’ve concluded one of the worst things you can say to any woman is “I know what you do with makeup.”

I guess it could be more offensive to guys. Sorry, I wasn’t finished concluding.

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Mail.

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Mail is better than e-mail, especially when it comes to grandson-grandparent communications.

That and because you actually get to touch something.

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