I’m not sure if that’s funny or really deep.

Here’s to ya dogg.

I’ve been playing this stupid shit called My Brute lately. It’s pretty fucking stupid but I don’t have to do anything but show up. That works for me. Anyways, they have all these special powers that you can get as you go up a level but one really struck me as being a bit off. Let me show it to you.

Funny name they have for it, because I thought it was cockswordsmanship. The description doesn’t help defend that it isn’t. It actually makes it much more perverted if anything. Instead of thinking i’m actually Implacable, click on the picture to challenge me. Good luck.

I just found out Astroglide is illegal in Alabama. I really never thought i’d see the day where Ironing, Dentistry and Astroglide were on the same list. To tell you the truth, I’m not actually sure if I was looking for that.

Ironing is also known down there as “faggin’ your fag clothes” in case you were confused.

I didn’t realize how awesome the Science Channel is. I mean, I always loved the Hydrogen Peroxide show. That was the best show ever about what happens to things when you put Hydrogen Peroxide on them. I didn’t know if got better than that. It certainly does.

I just saw this show called “What’s Bigger?”. This episode figured out what’s bigger, Clay Aikens clitoris or the side of a Sacajawea coin. I’d tell you the answer, but I shouldn’t. It wasn’t the Sacajawea. And they didn’t even stimulate him beforehand!

I’ll be recording this show from now on. Not to spoil it, but the next episode is Don Cheadle’s nostril hole versus an average brazil nut!

I don’t know if this is correct, but if I had to guess, Couscous is Moroccan for “pasta all over the floor”.