So there comes an opportunity every so often where you can make something up so stupid that someone will believe it because you didn’t even try to make it up. I had one of those moments today.

Dude – Brett Farve isn’t the best QB ever. It’s gotta be Bart Starr.

Others – Who is Bart Starr?

Dude – You don’t know Bart Starr? He’s like one of the best ever!

– Dude realizes that nobody is listening so he decides to yell at me

Dude – Do you know who Bart Starr is?

Me – Yeah, he’s on the Simpsons.

– At this point, everyone laughs.

Dude – OK.

Me - No, I’m serious. In one of the episodes he wrote his name as “Bart Starr Simpson”.

Dude – Really?

Me – Yeah man. I was shocked too. He wrote it on a book in one of the episodes (total bullshit)

Dude – Wow. I had no idea. That’s funny.

Me – Totally dude!

Really, all I can imagine is him telling someone this. It’s complete bullshit and well, I hope he blames it on Wikipedia.

I just want to say how relieved I am that the transition to 100% digital broadcasting signals was delayed. I for one, was NOT ready.. I mean how could anyone really be ready for such a earth shattering change?

..but seriously, how sad. Can you imagine if we ever had to ask people to decode those beeps on the emergency broadcast system? We might as well pack it in now and just call it an era.

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What is most overlooked about the biological clock, is probably the bomb that is wired to said clock.

Biological time bomb is more like it.