So I’m dicking around on the internet today and I come across someone who is re-publishing my content on a xanga blog. The user name was “aimvpr” and it was some stupid bitch named Jenny. This fucking thief had the audacity to copy some of my posts word for word, take my name out and put Jenny in it’s place. She posted them on her blog to receive tens of comments and hundreds of props from her “friends” with no mention of my name anywhere, let alone no mention that she didn’t write them. Way to go Jenny, you’re one hell of a writer.

Now here’s the part that really seals the deal. In her profile, she identifies herself as a HARVARD GRADUATE. I didn’t go to Harvard, but I sure as hell know what plagiarism is. Not to mention the Digital Millenium Copyright Act of 1998.

I hope you come back to my blog aimvpr. Because you’ll read this and realize what a stupid bitch you are. Oh excuse me, a stupid HARVARD GRADUATE bitch.

This guy told me that he had a surprise 50th birthday on Friday. I told him that i’d love to believe him but it’s extremely hard to forget when your own birthday is.

Surprise my ass.

If I ended up going to a Canadian College, i’d probably graduate with a major in hockey and get a 2 minute minor for tripping.

You probably have no idea what i’m talking about, but if you do, I sure as hell have more than a minor for tripping.

I’m not sure how this is gonna come out but, if there was seperate Whites bathroom in the middle of a war torn African country, i’d probably not complain about it. I might even just hide in there for a while.

That type of segregation works for me.

I don’t want to say i’m lazy, because I’m just efficient. I started combining double plus digit numbers into one word numbers. Who wants to say two or eight words to represent one number? That’s just stupid. And probably not efficient.

I came up with a system for this in the same way that someone came up with the word “Spork”. Let’s not forget the person who came up with the word “Spife” or “Knork”. We all have stoner friends like that. I would have mentioned the word “Froon”, but that hasn’t been invented yet. It’s different from the “Spork” because the fork is on the outside with the spoon in the middle. You get it.

So the number system is like this. Let me give you a few examples.

Thrix - Thirty Six
Twive - Twenty Five
Night - Ninety Eight

I know what you’re thinking about. It’s the word “Night”. You’re gonna say it’s already taken and that it means something quite significant. Get real. It’s pronounce Nii - Ate. It’s alot different now, isn’t it. You love it.

Maybe you dont. Try to love it at least. Let me give you a few more examples.

Sewo - Seventy Two
Thrundthrethoufoundretwo - 303,402
Hunthive - One Hundred and Thirty Five
Sine - Sixty Nine, Dudes
Sitrilfobilneimillewundretwo - 6,400,800,000,102

It’s that easy. You get it now. Go forth young person and speak those one word numbers. I’m not trying to change the world here, i’m just efficient.

I’d love to stay and chat but some softcore is on Skinemax and my roommates aren’t here.

You do love it.

PArty.

There are some musical acts that I just can’t appreciate because i’m not dying. I like to call it Deathbed Rock. Let’s go over the artists in this genre.

James Taylor

Actually thats about it. Sorry, I thought there were more.