I don’t know which one of you assclowns reccomended to me that I should see the movie “The Descent”. I was looking for something that was a “Decent Modern American Horror movie”, and one of you yelped out “The Descent”. Next time I won’t use the word “Decent” to ask for a movie when there is a movie that has almost the same name.

You fucking pinhead. I’m gonna find out who you are.

Today I realized what is great about America. We have freedoms. Did you know the police have freedoms? Did you know that you sort of do? Did you know that cops have the freedom to pull someone over and take a cellphone call in the middle of asking for license and registration at 5:35pm at 87 Seventh Avenue in Manhattan in New York City? Me either. I must have missed that mailing.

I guess freedom isn’t that free since I didn’t get the mailer. It doesn’t matter. I appreciate my freedoms. Not being able to take pictures in the subway. Being able to get randomly searched. Having the use of my N wordism made illegal and allowing my KFC’s to be full of rats. I love it.

This is freedom folks. NYC freedom.