So the Nintendo Wii is coming out and everyone is super excited. Actually including me. I’m not gonna buy it tho. Hopefully one of my friends does and then I can just play it. I get sick of video games so quick. The controllers and operation of it is pretty cool tho.

The point is that there is a feature to the Nintendo Wii that I would never get sick of. That is when someone is playing Super Swing Golf and gets punched/hit in the face with an arm/controller. If they don’t, I might just buy them for all my friends in hopes that this isn’t just a prediction and they all get punched in the face eventually. I guess it’s a large price to pay but I love them and you can’t put a price on seeing one of your friends get hit in the face. Good thing my friends don’t read this thing.

I just found the best Chai recipe. It’s Wintergreen Chai. I figured I’d share.

2 tsp Cardamom
1 tsp Caraway
1 tsp Black Pepper
4 Wintergreen Skoal Bandits

Boil for 2 minutes and mix with milk and honey to taste. Puke approximately 2 minutes later.

Great Chai isn’t it?

These guys make stuff for computers. Not to be a hater, but I bet Creative Labs is the least creative place on earth.

You know, Rush would be such a great band if it weren’t for the music.

Masturbating with Peanut Butter is just plain nutty.

I remember one time.
I was masturbating to Playboy.
Only to realize when I was finished.
It was the Virginia Slims ad that did it for me.

You’ve come a long way baby.

I saw a guy on the train with a button on that read

“Stop Homelessness - VOTE!”

Last I knew people voted and people are still homeless. I guess it’s all my fault for not voting.