Ode to a hangover, Part B, Revision 11, Clause 89c.

Tortilla chips are difficult to eat,
sometimes i miss.
But everytime, behind me is something I don’t care to look at.
You go to grab stuff, and you straight up wiff.
To the victor go the diamond chitlins.

Confessions of an OCD.

Recently there have been a wave of fraudulent scams across the greater east coast. Don’t fall victim to these.. these scams are not real. If you’re gonna be a clueless chode-wrangler.. at least get youself involved with a real scam.. something like the ever solid Amway.

As an aside.. don’t be a tool, cover your mule..