Old people and open mouths.
Thursday, December 29th, 2005Why do old people always have their mouths open when they walk? I mean like really old people. It’s like they’re trying to tell us something. Don’t ask them what it is because they’re too old to know the answer. Don’t try to get any photographic evidence either. When the camera goes on they instantly close their mouth. Pay attention to what i’m saying here. It’s true.
WTFis research labs is curious as to why this could be the truth. A few theories are as follows.
-They need more air.
-It’s the best singles mingle for flies since shit was invented.
-True validation that Polident works.
-To prove the Nazi’s did exist and stole their gold fillings and gold teeth. (I think you need to be Jewish or a really old rapper.)
-Getting the most for their money.
-To demonstrate that they didn’t have toothbrushes when they were little and they had to use a shoebrush and some lye and brush uphill both ways to make sure that their teeth didn’t get polio.
-Something to talk about.
Which is true? Have your own theories? Post it in the comment section.
