Ok then.

I think this says it all.

Thanks to hool for the photograph even though I didn’t ask. Thanks hool.

Feel like goin down under? Who better to trust than your old buddy taz?

Guaranteed to make you sound like him when he’s wiggin out.

Introducing the worlds first Gaydio Station. 102.9 WGAY. That’s of course on FM; Faggotry Modulation.

Someone evidently is a pervert.

How could I not already know this? Had to verify.

CLICK IT BITCH!

Thanks be to god.

Finally! The 100% stimulant nasal spray! It’s a miracle of science! Never before has this been attempted and realized to its full potential.

Blonase contains nothing but the finest Cocaine Hydrochloride to solve your allergy problems. Hell, they can be real life problems. You can even lose weight! Blonase gets to your inner nasals and cuts through the bullshit. See the real inner you.

*May cause Erectile Dysfunction.
**May cause a sudden intense need to shit.
***May cause diarrhea of the mouth.
****May make you think going to the art gallery at 10am on no sleep is a great idea.
*****May cause people to question your authenticity.
******May make you seem cooler than normal.
*******May make you think you’re Darryl Strawberry.
********May make you hate yourself.

Look what I found under Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids on Wikipedia. Check the last one.

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Origins

Fat Albert first appeared in Cosby’s stand-up comedy routine “Buck Buck,” as recorded on his 1967 album Revenge. The stories were based upon Cosby’s tales about growing up in the inner city of Philadelphia. In 1969, Cosby and veteran animator Ken Mundie brought Fat Albert to animation in a one-shot prime-time special entitled Hey, Hey, Hey, It’s Fat Albert.

The special, which aired on NBC, was a hybrid of live-action and animation. The music for the special (and later the series) was written and performed by jazz pianist/keyboardist Herbie Hancock in 1969 and was released on the Warner Bros. album Fat Albert Rotunda.

The producers anticipated NBC to bring Fat Albert to Saturday mornings, but they refused because the series was too educational [1]. So, Bill Cosby and a new production company, Filmation Associates, took the property to CBS.

The series, now titled Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, premiered on September 9, 1972 on CBS for a 12-year run. It also spent a few more months in first-run syndication in 1984. Several prime-time holiday specials featuring the characters were also produced. Like most animated series at the time, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids contained a laugh track.

The Fat Albert Gang’s character images were primarily created by the artist Randy Hollar with the assistance of one-time Disney animator Michelle McKinney, under the direction of Ken Brown.

Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids is also slang for taking a huge crap where some intermingle and some don’t. The idea for the show came to Bill Cosby when he half crapped on the toilet and half in the water.
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From what I read, this has to be true. Check out the screen capture here.

Confessions of an OCD.

How many times does this have to happen before someone goes blind?

Forget about my sex life.

Enjoy this next story from mit3, the special guest poster.

So theres this whole new phenomenon of seeing things in objects, mostly food items that have a somewhat freeform way of being created. God on toast, God in a plate of manicotti, Baby Jesus Cheetos, whatever. At first I didn’t really understand if this was divine intervention or if this was some sort of thing that people would just look so hard at something and it would just pop out. Like, maybe these things are clear and i’m just not looking hard enough. So I started looking.

My adventure started at the grocery store, naturally. I went to the deli because I was hungry. After arguing with myself if there was actually corn in corned beef, I saw a premade eggsalad sandwich. And I don’t think theres corn in the beef for the record. But inside the eggsalad sandwich I saw something that looks exactly like a chopped up piece of egg. I’m pretty sure you will see it too. Here it is

After seeing that I was convinced that there were things to be found. I didn’t even have to leave the deli section to find my next big deal. The order of pork base meats goes like this. Ham, Proscuitto, Black Forest Ham, Bologna, Olive Loaf, Head Cheese; Bingo. It hit me. I’ve never seen Sarah Jessica Parker look better than I saw her here. Right in the Head Cheese was that podiatrical beauty; Sarah Jessica. Take a look for yourself.

After I caught myself having an improper head cheese moment, the grocery store had consumed me. Time for alcohol so now i’m in the liquor store. Not knowing what I needed, but knowing if I bought a bottle of booze it wouldn’t be good; I decided to head to the wine section. Temparnillo? No. Bordeaux? No go. Malbec? Suck my deck. Bam. Wine of the Year. Is that? Lenotti Paul Giamatti? Reserve edition without a goatee? No way.

I thought I was trippin but I got it on film. Check it.

I couldn’t believe it. I was so blown away I got drunk. It’s St. Patricks day but so what. I still love St. Patti LaBelle.

Sometimes I get some first hand news that nobody else gets. This is definately the case today as I have just received word from our most connected contact. Myself.

After the closing of the Olympics, all of the atheletes proceeded to go back to their respected countries and celebrate their victories or agonize about their defeat. Embracing his Gold Medal, unbridled celebration was the case for Shaun “The Flying Tomato” White. On the Transatlantic flight, Shaun was on top of the world. Well, he was at least above the world in an airplane. Not liking the end of the pilots qualifying run, “The Flying Tomato” decided to enter the cockpit and “Trick out that air pony with some gnarly stunts”. After trying to pull a backside 1080 to fakie at 25,000 feet, the plane almost immediately crashed into Edison, New Jersey. He admitted to the airtower during the tailspin that “He was totally stoked to get behind the yoke of such a totally monster jet and that he was just totally trying to have a good time”. Shaun’s remains have been identified by dental records as his face was intact and undamaged. The rest of him however, is a gruesome site. WTFis acquired some pictures of Shaun “The Flying Tomato” White after this magnificent crash.

Before

*After – Warning…This is Gruesome

As you can see, “The Flying Tomato” has been “Totally Cuisinarted” in this crash. We send out condolences to the survivors of the White family for their loss. We also send out grated parmesan cheese and crushed red peppers to the Italians enjoying Shaun “The Divine Marinara” White in Edison, NJ.

The hunt for Terrorism is an ongoing battle between good and evil. We can protect against the things we can see; but what about the things that we can’t see? Like Crayfish with Bombs on their back? Recent tests of fresh water lakes and streams have visually demonstrated that Crayfish with Bombs are already in our waters, waiting to strike at any time. Below is a picture of a specimen that we caught in a reservoir just outside of New York City.

We all know that since you don’t have streams and lakes in your home, you don’t have to worry about them getting in there; but what about your computer? Absolutely nothing is there to stop a Crayfish with a Bomb from hacking your computer and attacking you from the internet. Only if you act now will we be able to protect your homeland security by helping yourself become a secure homeland with

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*Will not kill Crabs.
**Actually for effect we moved a decimal point. The real price is $1999.50.

Comment now. Operators are standing by.

These liberal social networks are getting out of control. I found this the other day..

Vietnamese girl sent off for use by American Military forces in Iraq.

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Vietnamese Army officers watch Suqy Dong get sent off to Iraq for use by American Military forces. This gesture ends a harsh relationship with Vietnam over their efforts in the war in Iraq.