If you prefer defecation to feel like you just passed a cactus, then yes, eat the whole sunflower seed.
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The pocket seeds were awesome. Except when I woke up at 4 am with the worst cotton-mouth ever. And probably when I take that cactus dump tomorrow.
-Parkhurst via email 4:35 PM
lol that is awesome:)
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January 20th, 2010 at 12:34 am
The pocket seeds were awesome. Except when I woke up at 4 am with the worst cotton-mouth ever. And probably when I take that cactus dump tomorrow.
-Parkhurst via email 4:35 PM
April 22nd, 2011 at 8:09 am
lol that is awesome:)