I don’t want to say i’m lazy, because I’m just efficient. I started combining double plus digit numbers into one word numbers. Who wants to say two or eight words to represent one number? That’s just stupid. And probably not efficient.

I came up with a system for this in the same way that someone came up with the word “Spork”. Let’s not forget the person who came up with the word “Spife” or “Knork”. We all have stoner friends like that. I would have mentioned the word “Froon”, but that hasn’t been invented yet. It’s different from the “Spork” because the fork is on the outside with the spoon in the middle. You get it.

So the number system is like this. Let me give you a few examples.

Thrix - Thirty Six
Twive - Twenty Five
Night - Ninety Eight

I know what you’re thinking about. It’s the word “Night”. You’re gonna say it’s already taken and that it means something quite significant. Get real. It’s pronounce Nii - Ate. It’s alot different now, isn’t it. You love it.

Maybe you dont. Try to love it at least. Let me give you a few more examples.

Sewo - Seventy Two
Thrundthrethoufoundretwo - 303,402
Hunthive - One Hundred and Thirty Five
Sine - Sixty Nine, Dudes
Sitrilfobilneimillewundretwo - 6,400,800,000,102

It’s that easy. You get it now. Go forth young person and speak those one word numbers. I’m not trying to change the world here, i’m just efficient.

I’d love to stay and chat but some softcore is on Skinemax and my roommates aren’t here.

You do love it.

PArty.

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