Typo Negative.
In the post after this, I was trying to type “heart attack” but I typo-ed it to “heart attach”.
My heart hasn’t attached to something in years. Fuck you keyboard, you’re a real asshole.
Fuck you too fingers.
In the post after this, I was trying to type “heart attack” but I typo-ed it to “heart attach”.
My heart hasn’t attached to something in years. Fuck you keyboard, you’re a real asshole.
Fuck you too fingers.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:58 am
don’t forget the nails.
those shits ain’t helped you one bit over the years neither.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
You’re right. They’re just something else I have to trim.
Fuck you nails.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
So do you carry it around in your hands? Does it get slippery? If you drop it, do you give it the 2 second rule or do you just wash it right away? You should put your heart on a string and wear it like a necklace. That would be one for the rap industry, huh? Maybe dip it gold or something, give it a grill. Funny, huh, a bloody heart smiling at you. You know about shitty nails, let me tell. I’m not all about manicures, but I did it before I went to Vegas to feel somewhat that “Fabulous” shit everyone talks about. Anywho, the Asian asked me short or long, I’m like what the “Fabulous” thing these days she said short. (It was probable just more expensive, I didn’t know). Anywho, show I got the short, right, and I couldn’t pick needles I needed to sew these “Fabulous fuckin” pants I purchased. It gets done though and I’m at Vegas, get drunk, fall down going up the escalator, break a fuckin nail and yelled out as people are on the second level “THIS IS FUCKIN FABULOUS!!!!!”.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
That sounds pretty fabulous. Except for the escalator part. Those things are dangerous man.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
you won an award.
AND SHIT.
http://juliusbloop.com/2008/09/brilliante-weblog-award-2008/
September 29th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Ooh I love Type O Negative!
September 30th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Bloody Kisses FTW.
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:02 am
Typos can get you in a lot of trouble. I was sending off a email to my girl friend after a little spat and was referring to the tight clothes she had on at this party. I shot the email out to her and started it with,
You Whore”
I meant to have typed , You Wore” tight clothes to make me mad.
but it may have been a freudian slip of the finger, anyway I’m in the dog house again.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
And you didn’t even mention her loose vagina?