I guess i’m totally full of shit if I tell you I only shit once a month.
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September 20th, 2008 at 5:03 am
I probably poop twice a week. Don’t be jealous though cuz a lot of time it really hurts when it comes out and there’s blood in the bowl and I’m thinking, ” Wow, I must of shit a bowling ball size terd, but then as I stand there searching through the blood I just see a marble size, marble in color (You know mixed blood and brown stuff) terd. What the fuck is that about! A fucking marble size pain in the ass, make me sweat and cry terd. I’m there mixed with emotions because I long to go to the bathroom, yet in fear because literally with all my sweat, blood and tears, just come out with this joke of a piece of shit. Hey, thanks for allowing to let it all out. Good luck with your once a month thing bud.
September 20th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
I don’t believe you. I have dropped slabs of marble the size of bowling balls into the toilet and it just shatters. Nice try but you’re full of marble too.
I forgot the b in bowling and it looked like owling balls. I don’t think that’s something I should be thinking about.
September 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 am
Since I’m full of marbles, do you want me to mail you some samples. You can make yourself a marble aquarium. Now when you go is it the marble that shatters or the toilet?
I don’t think any of this is what we should be thinking about, but shit happens and all you’re left to do is think about it.