I made a transition today.
I bought some actual underwear.
Not like the tight whites.
Some blue low rider comfort Hanes.
It’s like a Greek beach in my pants.
Wha?
Why?
I’m sick of boxers.
I havent worn underwear since like uhm.
5th grade.
These are proving effective.
I have 90% more leg motion.
Plus I look like a retard.
Which I love.
You just didn’t wear underwear up to this point?
Technically they were boxer briefs.
Why the switch?
I’m trying to go a little lighter for the summer.
Plus it kills your kid roe.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I’m enjoying the support.
It’s like a hobbit is cupping me all day.
Like a summer camp for midgets.
Or hobbits.
Either that or i’m a real trendsetter.

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