You’re Expecting.
If I was really fat and a woman, i’d probably just carry around the book “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”.
And all of the sudden you’re not fat.
If I was really fat and a woman, i’d probably just carry around the book “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”.
And all of the sudden you’re not fat.
August 30th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
unless you eat the book.
September 20th, 2008 at 6:40 am
No, now you’re fat and people feel bad for your “expected” child.
September 20th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
You got me.
September 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
Well, if your the fat type of person to carry an “Expecting a Child” book so you don’t look fat, then you’re probable the type people would look at and think how sorry they are for your expected child. Me, if I felt like shit for being fat, I would just go all out and put a tiny pillow on my back and act like I have some sort of disease. Or better yet act like I’m blind, and instead me feeling bad and guilty for being fat, I’ll make others around me feel bad and guilty. Pretty good, huh? You think if you went up to a homeless person holding a cup for money and you act like you’re missing a leg or something holding a cup they would put money in your cup. I don’t know just one of those things that come up in my head when I see someone begging for change.