Dr. Bvllets’ Pillow Bitters.*
Are you a pillow biter?
Do you suffer from bland pillows?
Are you tripping on mushrooms and reading my blog?
Do need to spice up your Cock tail?
Introducing Dr. Bvllets’ Pillow Bitters!*
Never again do you have to suffer from another flat, unsavory pillow biting. Just take a few drops, splash them on the pillow and voila! Dr. Bvllets’ Pillow Bitters* has a pleasant artificial flavor that will compliment nearly any fabric blend pillow cover. Its unique patented tightening formula is suitable and optimal for men, women and fish. No matter what your pleasure, Dr. Bvllets’ Pillow Bitters* has your pillow, covered.
For just $2999.95, you too can have Dr. Bvllets’ Pillow Bitters*. It’s been called the Spanish Fly of Ibiza, which makes sense because Ibiza is in Spain. You don’t have to think too hard about that. So don’t think too hard and drop us a line in the comments. We’ll see what we can drum up for you.
* Not for use anywhere around me.
August 14th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Does this cover up the smell of drool or rat turd on your pillow?
August 14th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
I don’t know, you tell me.
September 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 am
O.K., I probable shouldn’t be saying nothing since I am tripping on mushrooms and I do think a lot, yet not enough at times. But…… I was thinking it was for those type of girls that bite on pillows. Or for that guy that meets “that girl ” that bites on pillows. You don’t really see them too much on pornos and they don’t really show them on movies or sitcoms, but they do exist. I’m I right on this one, or you have no idea what I’m talking about. Anywho, THEY DO EXIST! Like aliens, bigfoot, and the chipacobra. When you least expect, BAM, girl bites your pillow. From what I know it pretty much lasts for about 2 minutes. LOL!!! Three if you’re lucky. ; )>