Fish Go Pop.
Due to unforeseen problems, the Competitive Eating League for Fishtank Fish (CELFF) has been cancelled. Unfortunately the contestants have all had to be flushed because of compulsive overeating.
We here at the CELFF apologize to the the many fish that lost their lives competing and of course, our complete lack of foresight.
We were only thinking of our CELFF.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
meanwhile images of bloated koi flood my mind. is it wrong that fish kind of freak me out?
July 21st, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Maybe koi, they’re kinda like carp. I associate carp with being gross. Are you afraid that fish are going to bite you in the water? That happens to me sometimes.
Personally, I really love fish and once considered being an ichthyologist. Instead I decided to become an low rate internet celebrity.
July 21st, 2008 at 6:02 pm
ha ha do you remember majikarp from pokemon? he would walk around, as pokemon tend to do, saying his own name. http://www.creativeworlds.net/Artwork/magikarp.png ugh, i’m totally afraid that the fish are going to bite me in the water. we have a lake that’s two minutes away, and it’s chock full o’ creepy fish that swarm around you and stare. yikes.
ichthyology is serious business. i don’t hate all fish, just the lurkers that bite my toes. kinda sucks.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:33 pm
You’re not a low rated internet celebrity, I don’t think you’re even rated.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Perfect. Thanks Wagi.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
oooh. CELFF. I see what you did there.
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/thecubist-i_see_what_you.gif
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
No problem, always here to help.