Molet.
Yeah, I’m too cool to add something to Urban Dictonary. Maybe because it’s full of people using submissions to insinuate that their notfriends are gay through made up words? The internet is so full of love. At any rate, I have a submission.
Molet - Moles that have hair long enough to make macgyver’s hair look like imperfection.
“Look at that fucking molet on that dudes back!”