Craptop.
I have an idea to make a laptop you can use on the toilet. I’m calling it the Craptop. Just be lucky I didn’t just write about my sculpture of Beyonce that’s actually a functional bandsaw. Function and beauty, not unlike a toilet.
You’re prolly like wtf but I only wrote this down so I can sue the person who steals my idea.
YES THIS IS A CAPTAINS LOG.