I don’t know if you believe me, but today I was reading the Bible. It’s really a magnificent book except there are diagrams. I need diagrams. They really make a book.

I got to the part about Deuteronomy and I laughed cause it made me think of “Neuteronomy”. That is a system of laws of neutering if it did indeed exist. I got bored of reading so I started flipping through it. I ended up finding a kids meal in there. I didn’t really have any idea they had a menu section, let alone one devoted to kids. The page looked something like this.

Rape - free
Sodomy - free
Forgiveness from Jesus and a pederast - priceless

It might only be in the New Testament though.

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