Bullet points of why I totally love reading magazines now of days.

•Advertisements for things I can’t afford.
•Ease of locating and reading the table of contents.
•Numberless pages.
•Multiple fragrance folds for colognes that some fuckface wears.
•Enough subscription cards for everyone on the subway. (Transfers included)
•Non-recyclable glossy cardstock and paper.
•Newsstand prices.

Can’t get enough of those fucking periodicals.

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