Subway Graffiti Logic.
Ok so you got these people putting graffiti in the subways. Sometimes they’re witty and sometimes they’re not. Let’s take a look at this one logically.

Oh shit I had no idea that Egg McMuffins caused cancer. I’ve eaten about 100 of them in my life so I better get checked out immediately. That must mean logically that extra large permanent markers with volatile organic compounds are good for you. You are so smart. I’ll have to remember that. Thanks for the tip Mr. Subway Graffiti Writer.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
i normally order mine with sausage instead of cancer.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
You mean Canadian cancer.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA
Cancer tastes like muffins - who woulda thunk it?
September 22nd, 2008 at 2:01 am
I LOVE LOVE LOVE cancer, no I mean egg Mcmuffins. Yea, Egg McMuffins. Fuck’n markers! Oh, though I do LOVE LOVE LOVE markers.