How it’s Made.

I like to watch the show on the science channel that’s called “How it’s made”. Believe it or not they show how things are made. What pisses me off is that I can’t see the “babies” episode because I don’t have the enhanced adult entertainment package. They let me watch the “baywatch” and “oral surgery miracle disaster blessings for the less fortunate” episodes, but not the “babies” one. Don’t think i’m stupid. I know how to make “babies” but i’d still like to see that they’re doing it right. Our future depends on it and besides, we’d have no spank material. I’d have to watch for at least 20 minutes depending on how much I had to drink that night. Regardless of my alcohol comsumption, we can’t afford to be wrong about this kind of stuff. People need to see the science of making “babies”. We all have to make “babies” because that’s just how production is. The only exception is if you prefer making knuckle children or sore male rectums. After years of research I have found that napkins aren’t fertile and men are dudes and that ain’t cool. If you’re one of those, game off Garth. If you’re not, game on Wayne, game on.




One Response to “How it’s Made.”

  1. bvllets Says:

    The disclaimer is I can’t take credit for inventing the term “Knuckle Children”. If you really care i’ll find out who said it first. It was one of my dicktard friends unless they stole it.

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