Sorry I haven’t been writing lately. I’m at home on some sort of vacation during the Christian Holidays.

For some reason the topic of Yoga came up about 1.4 x 10 ex7 times since i’ve come back. The topic sort of irritates me since one of my ex-girlfriends was a Yoga Nazi. I really am not against it at all but anytime the word “Yoga” comes up, I trash it involuntary. I do that idiotic thing that guys do and say “That shit is for fags” only after I get a response to my previous question of “How is that Activia yogurt anyways?”. Lately it’s been working for me to very little fanfare but who cares since I think it’s funny. Honestly I’m just being a dick back from hearing about your sophisticated Indian hobby that simply doesn’t impress me. I have a solution and here’s it is. Instead of saying Yoga, tell me you’re going to stretch and breathe for about an hour instead.

Next time you wanna try to sound super smart, we can play trivial pursuit or jeopardy like civilized Americans. Or Jenga if you think that Yoga is really working for you.

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