I know all of you our there are sick of trying to find your dog. Especially when you lose him. I know you can’t be happy with the current methods of tracking your dog because they’re cruel to animals. A tattoo? Get real, that’s cruel. A RFID chip? That is even more cruel! Welcome to the 21st century with the Shepherd Brando Canine Brandin’ Iron.

With our new branded dog branding system, you will never lose your dog. Our patented dog branding irons are significantly different than cow branding irons so you will never accidentally bring a cow home instead of your dog or bring the wrong dog home accidentally that you had mistaken for a cow. Talk about piece of mind.

With Shepherd Brando’s Canine Brandin’ Iron set, we give you 2 iron through pitchin’ iron. So don’t be thinkin’ that you can’t brand a chihuahua and a wolfhound in the same session. You can with the new Shepherd Brando Canine Brandin’ Iron.

If you’re looking for a dog tracking system, email me.

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