Sex Toys for Tots!
Be sure to donate! They accept new or used!
I know it’s a bit sick, but I encourage you to donate to the real Toys for Tots.
It’s a great cause.
Be sure to donate! They accept new or used!
I know it’s a bit sick, but I encourage you to donate to the real Toys for Tots.
It’s a great cause.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:26 am
You have a decent site, how much traffic are you getting?
December 10th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
It’s somewhere in the Quadrillions. I don’t know exactly because I can’t read or count.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
if only people used more toys, there’d be fewer needy tots.
something to think about.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
A very valid point.
You can’t get someone pregnant masturbating. Unless of course you’re some kind of sexual marksman.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
or really, really unlucky
December 11th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
I don’t think your mustache rides count as “toys for tots”.
Quit trying to justify yourself to the rest of us twisted fucks.
December 11th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
I shaved that fucker off. I do have a flattop and look like a cop now though.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:14 am
USED sex toys. Eeek.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Wait, does that mean that CHILDREN will get sex toys? Or they will get money for actual toys?
Please email reply:
glittergolddust@gmail.com
February 27th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
This, along with many other things on the internet, is a parody. Yes I was implying that less fortunate CHILDREN would get used sex toys for Christmas. Twisted? Yes. Funny? I think so.
Thanks for reading.