KROK Radio.
If I start a radio station, it’s going to have the call letters of KROK. This way I can name it Crock Radio. You might ask what’s gonna play on this station, but who really gives a flying. This is a comedy blog, not a music blog. The only reason I want to name it is so that I can come up with slogans and jingles for it. I think there are a bunch of great slogans for this one.
“98.5 FM, The KROK. Put us on in the morning and we’ll cook you all day long.”
“The only radio station that isn’t a complete KROK, 98.5 FM.”
“All the other radio stations can suck my KROK 98.5 FM”
“KROK, not plural like those faggy ass foam shoes. 98.5 FM.”
If you have one that I missed, please put in the comment section. Thanks for listening to the KROK!