Have you ever noticed someone’s TV on through their window? It’s not like you’re trying to spy on them, but its really easy to tell what they’re watching. Not necessarily the program, but the type of show that they’re watching. Here is a guide to illuminated TV window watching from a not in the room but I can still see some of it perspective.

Green room, not so many flashes of light. – Football or maybe even Soccer if you think they’re foreign or gay. If it’s like January they might be watching the bermuda grass or amateur wheat channel so please don’t pass judgement.

Long bright white illuminated room with hardly any flashes. – Drama, probably Law and Order if they don’t have cable or Netflix. Law and Order SVU is a bit darker than most so don’t let that fool you.

Sudden flashes of misdirected red, white and blue light. – American Gladiators.

Subdued illumination with a peachy, chocolate or in peachy-chocolate color intertwining. – Most likely some sort of interracial porno, Dairy Queen instructional video or shetland pony documentary. It could also be the story of peach and chocolate, how peach and chocolate were forever satisfied; the E-Harmony story.

Black and dark. – The TV is probably off and they are not watching anything. What the hell is wrong with you?

Hope you found this informative. Please, spy on your neighbors. They may be terrorists or perverts. Either one is totally your business.

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