Today I was waiting in line to get a copy of Halo 3 when it totally occured to me that I don’t play video games. I just tend to follow all this hype so I got in line. It’s predicted that the gross sales just from tonight/tomorrow are going to be over 150 million so why the fuck wouldn’t I get in on that? I had to buy it. After deep thought and much waiting in line, I realized that I really just wanted to smoke a joint.

Tonight i’ll be selling weed in line at Best Buy. Gross weed sales are expected to be over 450 million in the first week before customers realize that digitally shooting their friends is only so cool before they barely concede to put the game away realizing they were supposed to be at work managing McDonalds in the mall a week ago.

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