When someone asks you to wait a second, make sure you tell them that you are sick and tired of waiting seconds. Then promptly walk away.

See how far you can get before they say something. If they say something before you get at least 15 feet, promptly turn around and ask them for $5.

Let me know if any of that works. I’m curious.

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