Me – Yeah, i’m not feeling so well. To tell you the truth i’ve been shitting all night long.

Friend – Really? Do you feel sick?

Me – Not so much. I do feel a little dehydrated but not really nauseous.

Friend – Do you think it was something you ate?

Me – I guess it could have been the Jalapeno Poopers I ate last night.

Friend – Heh. Yeah ok.

Me – Well it was either that or the Kentucky Fried Shittin.

Friend – You’re an asshole.

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