Me - Yeah, i’m not feeling so well. To tell you the truth i’ve been shitting all night long.

Friend - Really? Do you feel sick?

Me - Not so much. I do feel a little dehydrated but not really nauseous.

Friend - Do you think it was something you ate?

Me - I guess it could have been the Jalapeno Poopers I ate last night.

Friend - Heh. Yeah ok.

Me - Well it was either that or the Kentucky Fried Shittin.

Friend - You’re an asshole.

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