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Amex Loves Me.

American Express
PO Box 31525
Salt Lake City, UT 84131
Reference: 2007225 19 34253 USD

Dear bvllets:

Thank you for your recent application for JetBlue Card from American Express. We do value your desire to establish a relationship with us. We regret that we are unable to approve your request for the following reason(s):

Your credit is fucking shitty.

Thank you,

American Express




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4 Responses to “Amex Loves Me.”

  1. marc Says:
    August 20th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    hey man, I was referred to you by your friend from back home. Cyberjocks one and only Adam. I worked at cyberjocks until now that I just moved to new york. He sent me your blog which i think is funny. I’ve been doing standup comedy for 4 yrs now. Have you ever tried it? Anyways my myspace is myspace.com/indianprofessor so you can get me on that or using my email. Thanks -Marc

  2. bvllets Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 12:04 am

    Thanks dude ;)

  3. Searle Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    I was turned down for a Value City Credit Card. I gotcha beat sucka!

  4. bvllets Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    Searle, what haven’t you been turned down for? Matter of fact, when was the last time you were turned up?

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