Sitcom Series Show Screenplay.
I’ve been thinking about writing a sitcom/series/show/screenplay. I have a couple ideas kicking around which you might really hate. That’s why i’m going to tell you about them. Here goes.
Screenplay Title #1
“Armless Joe”
Armless Joe is a show about a guy who had his arms cut off in a freak home guillotine accident. He cut them off on two seperate occasions while testing out his innovative inverted backyard guillotine. Joe works at Costco and operates a forklift. He kills or mames someone weekly with the forklift at Costco (That’s pretty believeable, right?). Joe’s biggest dilemma in his life is his cronic athletes foot. He has to itch his feet so bad he walks around and asks people to scratch his feet. He meets a girl who is a podiatrist and loves to scratch his feet. He instantly falls in love with her but she is really into CBT (Cock & Ball Torture). Armless Joe really loves his junk but is willing to take some pain for someone to itch his feet. The show is based on the push/pull needs of a loving relationship.
Screenplay Title #2
“The Plant Show”
This is a show involving real plants and their quest to get some water. The entire show focuses on plants that can’t move and they never get any water. I suppose we can just use a picture of some plants and hold that frame for as long as it takes.
Screenplay Title #3
“Rower Pangers”
An interdimensional being named Zordon chooses five teenagers with attitude to morph into powerful warriors drawn from the spirit of dinosaurs, protecting the world from the forces of space witch Rita Repulsa with the use of their giant transforming robots, known as Zords.
Well, let me know which one of these is your favorite. If you think that “Rower Pangers” is similar to “Power Rangers”, you’re way off.