I don’t know if you guys out there have huge balls like I do, but every once in a while I sit on one of my nuts. If you’re a girl, it’s a type of pain I can’t properly relay, but it is so intense it makes you want to puke. I was in a hurry at work and rushed to get back to my computer to finish an email, and I accidentally sat on my right testicle. I sat down with such force that I literally bounced off my nut and then landed in a compromised position on my desk chair. I yelled ow and stood up in the typical “I got hit in the nuts” pose.

Co-Worker - Are you ok??

Me - Yeah, just a cramp.

Co-Worker - A cramp down there?

Me - Yeah I got a strained epididymis.

Co-Worker - What?

Me - Yeah, I was born with huge testicles. Epididymis strain, look it up. *grabs balls*

Co-Worker - *walks away*

Watch your nuts kids or you’ll have to make up stories like this.

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