Hair Length.

My leg hair is a consistent length and the same goes for my arms and shit. Why does it only grow so short?

I have a theory that elves or fairies come into my room and cut my arm and leg hair while listening to Debbie Gibson.

Is that really so far fetched? Elves and fairies love that bitch.

And people think i’m crazy.

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daddawg Says:
July 30th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
okay, now I’m confused…is your arm and leg hair the same length as your shit, or did you mean shit in the collective sense…
jamb0n Says:
August 8th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
The “royal we”.
bvllets Says:
August 8th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Sorry daddawg. I tend to throw “and shit” into my posts. Sometimes it takes a different meaning like i’m shitting. One of my colloquialisms that come out here. I have since removed it for posterity.