Dear Lowenbrau,

I don’t know where you’re from but I really like the way you look. You have very nice curves and pretty color scheme. I must admit that. I just had to open you. I just had to get inside you and find out for myself what you felt like. You hit my tongue like runoff from a boiler that was made in 1858 but not used since 1963.

I’m not saying anything about your hygiene but you weren’t so fresh. I’d recommend some rephresh if you have a vagina since it controls vaginal ph quite well. I’m going to assume you’re a dude and spit you out on my living room floor.

Don’t take this to heart but i’m not going to ever touch you again. Don’t even think of booty calling me. Well, maybe if i’m already drunk.

Love,

bvllets

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