As I was taking a shit today, I realized I was short for time so I brushed my teeth while I was on the toilet. It really wasn’t a good idea because I had to get up to get water to rinse out the toothpaste, but it’s the thought that counts.

There are so many activities that are restricted to the bathroom for either hygenic or logistic reasons. I figured out a few new ways to cut some time and combine activities in the bathroom. Try some of these for a unique experience.

Brushing your teeth while showering.
Shaving while showering. (You probably need a shower mirror to do a decent job.)
Shitting while shaving. (See above parentheses.)
Tweezing your unibrow and refilling the toilet paper. (Once in a blue moon.)
Shaving your balls while flossing. (Electric razors/clippers only. Seriously who bics their junk?)
Combing your hair and pissing. (Degree of difficulty extreme.)
Popping zits and jerking off. (Degree of difficulty very hard if you don’t have zits.)
Taking out your contacts while trimming your moustache. (The sharper the scissors the better.)

Public bathrooms a plus.

If you have any other ideas

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