Here is, another reason that I’m a retard. Making my bed.

I never used to make my bed. Never meaning that I was never forced to make my bed in my childhood and never got into the habit. I know people that make their bed daily (No, seriously) and they’re like “Why don’t you make your bed?”. They know the answer. It’s because I don’t fucking do it. Well, it never really bothered me because making my bed is a pain in the ass. Who wants to stand at the side of their bed and spread their arms out horizontally across the sheets and fall into the bed to get the sheet to the other side? Then do that with the top blanket? No one. Maybe that’s because people don’t make their bed like I do. Maybe they stand at the side of their bed and flick the sheet into the air so it goes over to the other side without having to fall face first into the bed with your arms in the air. So yeah. That’s how they do it in case you’re wondering.

And that is another reason, that I ‘m a retard.

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