Train Announcements.
The best part about riding a train is the safety-warning announcements. The god damn conductor thinks he’s a pilot or something.
“In case there is a sudden loss of cabin pressure, take it easy.”
“We have approached our cruising altitude of sea level and we are going to turn off the fasten seatbelt lights. Also, Amtrak is seatbeltless for your convenience.”
“The landing gear has deployed. Attendants please prepare for stopping.”
“Thank you for flying Amtrak. Buh bye.”
July 2nd, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Fun fact.
AM TRACK is owned by the government. And since its conception has yet to yield a profit.