I got a veggie burger at this place today and it came with a pickle. I finished the burger and took a bite of the pickle. It tasted weird. I kept thinking, what the hell does this taste like? Oh uhm, it kinda tastes like piss. I put the pickle down and kept chewing before I realized that someone probably pissed in the pickles. It wouldn’t be the first time that someone has taken a piss in the pickles, but it’s the first time i’ve personally noticed. I spit out the Pissckle and handled as calmy as I could. I wiped my ass with a $20 bill, paid for the meal and calmly went on my way.

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