Lately I have been bombarded with energy saving commercials both on the subway and tv. Energy saving also means conserving fuel. I don’t drive but I gotta hear about this shit all the time. I remember hearing about the “Not buy gas day” on May 15th and thinking, Wow. You guys are douchebags. Point is that it has nothing to do with conservation and every dicktard that didn’t buy gas on the 15th, filled up on the 14th or 16th. I’m sure that had a huge effect on the world.

I do have another idea to conserve fuel. It’s a simple plan that I call “Outlawing Nascar”. This would have to save a shitload of fuel. They do what, like 500 laps around a fucking track multiplied by a whole bunch of retards in cars that get 2 mpg. Plus they gotta practice too. Nothing says high gas prices like rednecks burning gas driving in circles. It’s really a homerun idea to Outlaw Nascar. We won’t have to see these Nascar fuckwits wearing hats that say Home Depot or Tide with some random number on it. I don’t even need to bring up the jackets.

All in favor say “I live in the city”.

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