Me - Hey man, how ya doin? Long time no see. You actually look like you lost some weight!

Stranger - I actually did lose some weight! How are you?

Me - I’m fine as always. Have you tried re-tracing your steps?

Stranger - I’m not sure what you mean.

Me - To find that weight you lost!

Stranger - Oh you. You’re so funny.

Me - No seriously, you look like you joined the Ethiopian cross country team. You look a sun-fried worm on the sidewalk. What the fuck man. Eat a cheeseburger there boney.

Stranger -Uhmmm. Who the fuck are you?

Me - Just some guy who sees you as an emaciated douchebag.

Stranger - Hey man! Fuck you! *walks away*

Me - Yesssss *snickers*

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