I’m not one to sleep around. Mostly cause no one wants to sleep with me. The other day I had an opportunity I couldn’t pass up. I was at the movies with this girl and we were taking it to the next level. I didn’t have any condoms, but I did have a couple of empty Slim Jim wrappers so I threw my junk in there and slipped it in ‘er. After about 5 minutes, I came into the Slim Jim wrapper and I paid her the $10 I owed her and she was on her way. Later that night I felt a burning on my John Pipe and that’s when I realized I had the STD known as “The Snap”. Never kids, never snap into a Slim Jim with your genitals. I know she likes that beefy, juicy taste but use a Doritos bag instead.

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