I always knew it as the 5 second rule because my families were clean. You know, the amount of time that you had to pick up something on the ground and eat it after you dropped it. I knew this kid who had a 33 second rule. Actually I think it was an any second rule. As long as it was 1 second over the amount of time it spent on the ground. God bless that kid. He died of ground AIDS.

Goddamn he was smart though.

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