So there are all these drugs out there that are for penis enhancement. We all know that the male ego is fragile, especially when it comes down to whats in your pants. My penis is about 6.5” when it’s in the “on” position. It gets up to 7” if you know how to work it, but i’m a single man so we will say 6.5”. I really don’t think I have anything to be ashamed of, but for the sake of all the other men out there with an letter sized envelope package in their pants, let me know how this makes you feel.

“My penis is 165,100,000,000 picometers.”

When you switch the measurement to something smaller, the number turns out much much bigger. Using anything in metric in the US will pretty much guarantee that they won’t know what it measures anyways. Saying that your penis is a billion of anything has to make you feel a little bit better. Even if it is 3”, you still get 72,600,000,000 picometers to work with.

Next time someone asks how big your dick is, tell them in picometers with a smile.

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