I know that you’re old. I know that you don’t know how to use a cell phone that well. I know you don’t turn it on your cell phone most of the time. I know you only have it for emergencies. I know it’s the cheapest one they make and you have the cheapest plan. I understand all this completely. I do however have one question.

When are you going to learn your own fucking cell phone number?

For some reason, you old fucking people always say “I don’t know I don’t ever call myself”. I should hope not, that’s fucking psycho. Somehow you aren’t able to have the same capacity for your cell phone number that you have for your home phone number. They are both phones, they both have the same amount of numbers and they both are yours. Fucking get with it ok? I’m sick of giving you slack on this.

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