I have been going out of my way lately to use the word “Ostracized” just so I can say it incorrectly as “Ostrich Sized”. I say it vehemently so when i’m wrong, the person will have no choice but to tell me that i’m saying it wrong.

Me - I don’t know about you but I really can’t stand how the media has spun people who use Windows as being behind in technology and behind the curve. I am really sick of getting Ostrich Sized by perspective employers.

Mac User - Well, it’s true, isn’t it?

Me - Being Ostrich Sized? Yeah I get Ostrich Sized by you guys all the time!

Mac User - Uhm, are you saying Ostrich Sized?

Me - Yeah, you know when they look at you and they Ostrich Size you to make you feel smaller than you really are. It’s belittling and I just can’t take it anymore.

Mac User - Dude, it’s Ostracized, not Ostrich Sized.

Me - Are you saying that you’re better than me?

Mac User - At least I have a firm grasp on the English language.

Me - At least I have a firm grasp of the computer.

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