147 Coronas, 129 Marlboro Lights, Fishing, Golf, unlimited Ocean breeze and a laptop. Just what I needed.

What I didn’t need is to see what the sun does to people who live in Florida. I know that the sun isn’t good for you, but I forgot that the sun will turn your face into a carrot colored first baseman’s mitt. I don’t think that it does anything good for your teeth either. They’re still alive so I guess that’s ok. Thank god I haven’t seen many of these people with their shirts off. That must be the thing to do if you live here. Just tan yourself until your skin turns into a cracked brittle post office style rubber band.

Florida is just what I needed. Thank god I don’t need it for any extended period of time.

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 at 8:19 pm and is filed under Comedy, Im a Retard, True Funny Stories, bvllets. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.